读博士与坐牢的惊人相似！！！
1.里面的人都只有一个目的：早点出去
2.进来先接受教育
3.所有人都分在不同的：读博叫课题组，监狱叫监区或大队
4.必须参与劳动：读博是脑力的（当然也有体力活），监狱是体力的，报酬当然是极少的，基本都是面前糊口
5.都是因为一时糊涂或一时冲动，亦或是对于名利财富的贪婪欲望，错误的选择了这条道路
6.在里面表现好的才可以早出去，当然是极少数：读博叫提前毕业，监狱叫减刑；表现一般的就只有：读博叫按期毕业，监狱叫刑满释放；表现差的只好：读博的叫延期，监狱叫加刑
7.在里面的日子也有不同，读博的如果能遇上个好导师，坐牢的如果能遇到个好管教，生活可能会好过些。反之就要加倍痛苦了
8.中间会有比较猛的家伙实在熬不住了：读博的就直接退学了，坐牢的就越狱了
9.但大多数人只好在里面挨着了，盼望着那天早点到来
10.出去那天的场面是感人的，都要热泪盈眶，迫不及待的冲出去呼吸外面新鲜的空气
11.可好景不长，出去一段时间才发现，在里面待的时间太久，已经与社会脱节，出来后什么都干不了。
12.很多人重操久业了：读博的去申请博士后，坐牢的继续违法犯罪
The similarity between Ph.d and Prisoner
1.the one who's inside has only got one aim: get out asap.
2.1stly shud be educated with RULES here.
3.dispatched to separate group named by its duty, for the Ph.d, it's Research Project, for the Prisoner, it's Labor Assignment.
4.join the Labor force, distinguished as Mentally or physically. lower paid which cud just make ends meet
5.both for an impulsive action or too greedy for money choosing the wrong way.
6.only the one who behaved perfect wud get out early, called graduated or released. before that deadline, it cud be called bonus, behind that wud be called extention.
7. days inside might be good or bad, depends on your boss, who was called tutor or supervisor.
8.some one who cud never suffer more wud quit, for Ph.d it's drop out, for the Prisoner it's prison break.
9.but most of them choose wait until the day comes
10.finally that day came it was sooo touching, everyone was dying to breath the fresh air belongs to freedom and so called" outside"
11.but it is no longer the case, when came out, they find themselves were totally out of date and cud do nothing at all.
12. at last, they gave up. for the Ph.d they went back to pursuit "Post Doctor" and the Prisoner they went back prison.
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